my weird friend

The exam stress has started to take a toll on certain people. Its proven all the way in the U.K.

n-a-y-n-a-m says:
ur on da vibrator a?
oh shit
det sounds dam mean n dirty

christina says:
wat?????

n-a-y-n-a-m says:
hahahah
i take it back
long time nv say dirty jokes

I have no idea where the vibrator topic came about. Blame the exam stress.

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Eileen asked this question that really stumped me.

Q : A bird took 5 hours to fly east from Point A in the morning. Why did the bird take 10 hours to fly west later in the day ?

Don't think too hard.

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A: It could only use one wing to fly as the other wing was to shade its eyes from the setting sun. -_-"

When i was told of the answer i couldn't believe Eileen thought of such things. Must be the after effects of being in a relationship with Pei Fei. :P